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Random Quotes Additter.
Random quotes offer
you a chance to share a slip of the tounge or just a plain good sounding quote
with the site. You can add famous quotes if you want, just dont add one thats
already here. Below the form is a complete list of quotes so you can check against
it. No Profanity. Your Xtra Access will be removed if I have to remove one of
your quotes.
All Current Quotes:
(Hopefully sorted by name)
| Ali G | "Ain\'t God just like an over hyped David Blaine?" |
| anonymous | "clean up the cat doodle please" |
| anonymous | "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." |
| Anonymous | "What! HEH HEH!" |
| Ben Folds | "When money talks, I don\'t listen, but right now it\'s screamin in my ear." |
| Bill Sprunger (phys prof) | "There are no Jews in this equation" |
| Bobby Simpson | "Here, munch on my salty nuts!" |
| Brad | "What difference does name brand make??" |
| Bumper-Sticker | "(the following was upside down) If you can read this, flip me back over." |
| Bush | "A surplus means there\'ll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn\'t be called a surplus." |
| Bush | "This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot." |
| Bush | "You\'ve heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with \'W\'?" |
| Bush | "Our enemies are resourceful--and so are we. They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country and people--and neither do we." |
| Cake | "Heads of state who ride and wrangle, who look at face from more than one angle, can cut you from their bloated budgets like sharpenen knives through chick mignuggets." |
| Cake | "I just want to play on my pan pipes. I just want to drink me some wine. As soon as you\'re born, you start dying. So you might as well have a good time." |
| CAKE | "Awww yeaah, Awww yeaah, AAWW! YEAAAH!, AWW! RIGHT! HAAA! .....Oooh hoe hoe.. oh nooo" |
| Carl Jung | "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." |
| Chewbacca | "Neeuuuuuuuuuuurrgghhh!!" |
| Crabs | "gurgle gurgle *snip snip*" |
| Donald | "Are you excited?" |
| Doug Larson | "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." |
| George Carlin | "I don\'t have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid." |
| George Carlin | "Sometimes, when I\'m told to use my own discretion, if no one else is looking I\'ll use someone else\'s. But I always put it back." |
| George Carlin | "I bet you\'ve said a few times in your life *Oh, I*d be more than happy to do that.* How can you be more than happy? To me, this sounds like a dangerous mental condition." |
| George Carlin | "Do you really say things in your own words? Personally, I use the same words everyone else has been using. Next time they tell me to say something in my own words, I\'ll say \'Nigflot blorny quando floon.\'" |
| George W. Bush | "Information is moving—you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it\'s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets." |
| George W. Bush | "What I\'m telling you is there\'s too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors." |
| George W. Bush | "Amnesty means that you\'ve got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that." |
| George W. Bush | "More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." |
| George W. Bush | "We understand the fright that can come when you\'re worried about a rocket landing on top of your home." |
| Hamburger Guy | "Hurry! Hurry! Eat the burger! Is it good?!" |
| Jef Raskin | "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." |
| Kerry | "I\'m John Kerry and I approve this message." |
| keychain | "i\'m surrounded by idiots" |
| keychain | "you\'re unique just like everyone else" |
| Larry the Cable Guy | "Git-R-Done" |
| Laura | "To Whom it May Concern: My name is Laura Stimpson. I suck at writing business letters." |
| Martin Forrest | "SAVE and SAVE often!" |
| Matt | "Repeating a quote is the same penalty as profanity." |
| Matt | "When you're dealing with fishy stock, you've got to be shark." |
| MJS | "I have made a quick-rotting cookie for public comp use. It theorhetically lasts 1 hour before it gets nasty and has to be thrown away." |
| MJS | "cool it will be nice to see you not being a college dropout" |
| Mr. Rogers | "It\'s a wonderful day in the neighborhood!" |
| Nick | "I hate you guys..." |
| Nick | "Im gonna kill you guys!" |
| Old Kender Proverb | "Don\'t change color to match the walls around you. Instead, act like you belong and the walls will change color to match you." |
| PayPal | "We\'re sorry, but your account has been limited for the following reasons: none." |
| Phil Hellmuth | "No professional would raise me there, but any amateur would, and now I smell weakness." |
| Phil Hellmuth | "I just cannot play any better than I play!" |
| Phil Hellmuth | "If there weren\'t luck involved I guess I\'d win everyone." |
| pikachu | "pika PIKA pikaaaaaaCHU" |
| Prof Barbera on box-plots | "It\'s like a little nugget on a chain." |
| purple computer screen | "im just showing my support for lsu, i already have a yellowed outside!" |
| Rebecca | "You\'re/That\'s evil/sick!!!" |
| Rich Cook | "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." |
| Richy | "i think the indian guys were involved with somthing they shouldnt have been" |
| Richy-K | "i dont need people telling me somthing isnt going to work, that just means they are incappable themselves" |
| Shawn | "I want to get a masters degree in Ergonomical Harmony" |
| Shawn | "Crouching Chicken, Hidden COW!!!" |
| Shawn | "I HATE Aaron Carter!!" |
| Shawn | "I passed quantum physics in college, miss, but I failed telepathy." |
| Shawn\'s Halloween Costum | "For ages 7-10 only." |
| Stephen | "I love cox, coxy coxy cox..." |
| Stephen | "I love Cox...Coxy Coxy Cox...." |
| Stephen | "This is so on sale!" |
| Stephen | "I was reading the newspaper this morning, and it seems that several days after the election, Bush is still the winner." |
| Stephen | "God, I hate McDonalds. I really do." |
| StephenP | "Dear college of A&S: Thank you for being worthless. You have sincerely outdone yourself in being of no help to anyone at LSU. You are truly amazing at incompetence." |
| StephenP | "I tried to highlight and delete a speck of food from my computer screen. More sleep is needed." |
| StephenP | "I am THE Stephen Phillips apparently" |
| StephenP | "Our mistakes in relationships can’t be the result of fate trying to teach us a lesson – because what is the point of learning anything if fate has already decided where we will go and where we will end?" |
| StephenP | "we can make ebaumsworld fart laser videos" |
| StephenP | "If you want to be in a relationship, choose to be in a real relationship. The kind that involves effort." |
| StephenP | "I am the devil." |
| StephenP | "Subcompact economy cars have a special place in my heart. There’s just something about barely fitting in a vehicle that makes a long highway trek more exhilarating." |
| StephenP | "If you’ve never been to a writing forum, imagine the overt narcissism of a typical Internet forum member. Multiply that by 10, and you have something close to a writing forum member." |
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| Student Section | "GET OFF THE PHONE!!!" |
| T-Shirt | "For every animal you don\'t eat, I\'m going to eat three." |
| the union blender | "i want my ten juices" |
| TheHotness | "people will be auditioning? seriously? do you even have a budget?" |
| Tim | "Its a cartoon, its not real..." |
| Tim | "Tim doesn\'t die" |
| Trivial Pursuit DVD | "What television show created this language?" |
| Urza | "The perfect argument. Each point uses as proof another questionable point, which eventually requires you to believe what you\'re trying to prove in the first place." |
| Will Ferrell | "It tastes so good once it hits your lips!" |
| yet again another keychai | "everyones entitled to be stupid but youre abusing the privilege" |
| Yogi Berra | "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." |
(repeating a quote is the same penalty as profanity)